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Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Archive upgrade
Our incoming tech wizard at Keenspot pointed out a potential danger in my current archive script--and I still need a different set of features, anyway, so I put together a better system (for me, anyway).

The most timely change: text updates are no longer dependent on the existence of a graphic. Not having this has always been a nuisance, to me. Now, I can post a text story one day, and an illustration the next.

Another big improvement that you probably won't notice (or need to care about, really), is that I've un-dynamicked the URLs. Instead of looking at an archive page with a URL that trails with a question mark and PHP gibberish, the archive pages will simply share the filename of the file it serves. So if I name a file something descriptive, like '20080530-GlynhialGetsGun.jpg', the archive page will be '20080530-GlynhialGetsGun.php'. This will also be reflected in the archive directories, and will help make the archives more searchable.

Perhaps the most important change is that the pages are going to be output as real files. This means that some performance issues that have been reported should clear up. The archives will no longer be created "on the fly".

However, there are still some minor issues to work out before it goes live throughout the whole archive. Page titles aren't working, and I'm not sure what the best way is to serve the most current file to the homepage. Still, it seems to be working well enough to start using it for the new "fiction" archive.
posted by Carson @ 4:39 AM   0 comments
Monday, April 07, 2008
Update
Sorry, I was hoping to have more of an update on the site today, but there have been a few more problems. Last night, somebody nearby blitzed the area with heavy-duty pesticides, and half the house is full of it. It hit my roommate so bad he couldn't even sleep last night, and is currently doing a pretty good impression of a zombie.

But before that, I have to admit that I actually have hit a full-fledged financial crash. Trying to raise money for the electricity bill to keep the power on was just one symptom; after that, I was frantic to find some other alternate revenue, since I had rent and everything else coming up--far more money than I can raise doing just commission work.

I failed, which is why the site is kind of dead at the moment. But there's some good news--the bank where I sometimes work is finally scheduling again, and another comic book project that I'm part of is finally getting going, too, after being delayed for a few months.

But it's going to take most of the month of April to work my way back out of this disaster. I didn't mean to delay the commissions that I've been working on, but I'll have them going again soon enough, after the bank paychecks start coming in.

I'm off to work again, right now. I'll try to have some art or comics posted sometime tomorrow, but it won't be until late afternoon, as I don't expect to get home until well after midnight, tonight.
posted by Carson @ 1:50 PM   0 comments
Saturday, March 22, 2008
The big idea
Bleah, sorry for the recent bout of invisibility. This kind of thing always comes at the worst time; a family apparently moved in with the family next door, and they are all 24/7 chain smokers. We're just downwind, and all of the smoke goes into our vents. We don't have screens on most of the windows, and it's a bad neighborhood, so it's hard to ventilate the place.

We've just been breathing it all week, but today I've got the front door standing open. It's not really safe, but I've got to get some oxygen! All week I've been feeling like a hospital patient.

But the injection of clean air is helping a lot. I'm rolling out a new plan, today, that will hopefully benefit both readers and me.

First of all, Elf Life (the old series) has been due for a revision forever, and I've been talking about it for almost as long. I've decided to keep the former name for the old part of the series, and keep Alfheim for the new adventures. That way, there will be less confusion (I hope) over updates of the original series. The old archive remains where it is, but a new archive has been opened in which we will start updating new material as if it's just a new, regular series.

The first part is a new introduction that I've been ruminating over, for just forever. But the passing of time has helped me condense and adjust it. It was too heavy, too overly dramatic, before. I have to remind myself that Elf Life is supposed to be more comedy than adventure or pathos, although those are certainly elements, as well.

Also, ongoing criticism of the art from outside sources always seem to center on the character design, and it occurs to me that nowhere in the series do I really properly explain that I'm not trying to present pretty humanoid elves with gently sloping ears, but rather the odd Rackham-esque elves that supposedly scampered about in the dark ages, causing mischief in medieval hovels and whatnot. These elves were more likely gnarly and knotted grotesques with beards. There were beautiful elves, as well, but they were typically depicted as evil sirens who lured men to their doom.

So the revision of Elf Life gets this out of the way right away, then moves on to a sequence that I've been trying to draw for some time: a dream of faeries, leading to a short period of time immediately preceding the discovery of the spy posing as Baughb's portrait artist.

After that, I would like to draw a few new sequences, including a better introduction to Baughb's shrine and a skirmish or two with the Cesspool elves. Later, a more involved sequence involves Baughb's trial in the Underground Kingdom, which was originally posted as a text adventure, when the computer died way back when.

Instead of trying to do it all at once (the big problem, before), I will just work on it occasionally throughout the year.

Alfheim will continue, as well. The idea is to keep updates coming, no matter what, and to avoid the confusion of loading different things that don't belong together into the same archive, just to get it on the front page.

I'm also hoping that this will let me make schedule adjustments on the fly without stressing you guys out so bad. I know I've got a stint at the bank next month and a comic book gig coming up at some point, for instance. If I feel like the quality of Elf Life/Alfheim will suffer because of unexpected events (like all week overtime), I'll be in a better position to add a new feature without disturbing the flow of the regular comics.

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posted by Carson @ 3:22 PM   1 comments
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Site change coming
I think so, anyway. I would actually prefer to keep special events separate from the comics archive. And I need a way to more quickly display everything that's been updated, all at once. Revenue-generating efforts (commssions, wallpaper, etc) need to stay on the front-burner without being an unnecessary distraction from the entertainment content.

I think this new layout is straightforward enough as a portal to compensate for not having the comic on the front page. The newest comic in the regular series will have a static URL, so folks who really want to can bookmark it instead, anyway, but they might miss out on other short stories and features coming up in the future.

I reconfigured some PHP last night to make this happen, utilizing the ComicGallery script I'm already using. The script finds the newest update in the relevant folder automatically, so I don't have to rewrite HTML every single day. That gets awfully tedious. Adding a new box for a featured section is also easy, so I'll have more incentive to do special event comics from time to time.
posted by Carson @ 10:10 AM   0 comments
Monday, March 17, 2008
Special lights out offer
UPDATE: Success! But there are still six slots open.

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To keep the power on, I'm offering to draw a pinup similar to the Lum, here--brush line, with grayscale watercolor shading, your choice of character--for the first 10 respondents.

Just Paypal $20 to carsonfire@gmail.com and tell me what character you'd like. I can probably do just about any character you'd like, as long as it's not an unusually complicated design.

In case the power is cut off too soon, watch my Twitter box at the top of the page for notice that the offer is closed. If I'm lucky, I have until about noon or so--three hours or so--but if I can raise the money before then, I can pay it and ask them to take me off the list.
posted by Carson @ 8:33 AM   0 comments
Just in case
Expected ad funds (such as they were) did not show up Saturday, and still don't seem to be forthcoming now, Monday morning. So it's starting to look like I'm not going to be able to do anything to stop the power from being turned off, later today.

Sorry, folks. I'll be back when I can.
posted by Carson @ 8:18 AM   0 comments
Lum final for sale
Finished the Lum pinup. It's brush and watercolor pencil on bright 9 x 12 Canson drawing paper. I'm offering the original art for sale at $60, or best offer.
posted by Carson @ 3:54 AM   0 comments
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Lum rough
I've been throwing my brain at an idea for some other subject besides my own series. I've always been a fan of Rumiko Takahashi, so I thought I'd try a Lum pinup (the demon-alien romantic lead of Urusei Yatsura).

Here's the rough drawing. After this is done, either some kind of robot, or maybe Betty Boop. Maybe a robot Betty Boop!

UPDATE

Sharpened the pencils.

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posted by Carson @ 9:12 PM   0 comments
Commissions, again
MM in the tagboard asked if I'm taking commissions, and the answer is a big YES. In fact, the way things are working out, I'm going to have to make this week a big "make art" week for new commissions, and some older that I still have outstanding. For instance, I need to finish an Akarnis pinup, and some art with Glee as a cowboy. And I now have a good watercolor system going that I can use to make the art even more special.

Commissions need not be limited to just Alfheim/Elf Life, of course. Please email me at carsonfire@gmail.com--ASAP!--if you are interested.

I'm in an especial hurry because the electric bill is past due, and it's scheduled to be shut off. That's why I've been pushing the wallpaper and print donations, but it's just not going to get there fast enough. I've got to raise the money to literally keep the lights and the computer on, so if you'd like to commission me for something, this is the perfect time--you'll be helping the series, and helping me catch up on all the other commissions and mailings I've had to delay.
posted by Carson @ 3:12 PM   0 comments
Monday, March 10, 2008
Mermaids Five Art Auction
UPDATE: I didn't really give anybody enough time to find this post. We'll extend the auction to 9am CST tomorrow morning (Wednesday, March 12)

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The new art is finished! I'm coloring it now for wallpaper, but I'm also putting the original art up for auction, right away. I would like to start the bids at $60, and end at 9am CST tomorrow morning (Tuesday March 11), deviating only if there are no bids. Sorry to be in a rush!

Email me at carsonfire@gmail.com to bid.

You may notice that there are only four mermaids visible. The fifth is a new character, who I'm keeping under wraps, for now. Only serious bidders and donors (who get the finished wallpaper) will get to see her. As a reaction to the recent SA forum complaints, I have included a mermaid who is at least twice as busty as the others, a near-sighted bottom feeder who never knows what she's walking into or knocking over.

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posted by Carson @ 5:00 PM   3 comments
Sunday, March 09, 2008
More art for art's sake
Working on new mermaid art featuring Psekas the tiger fish, Prymno the eel, Thea the queen, Thoe the frog, and an unidentified bottom feeder. This will be ink and wet media on bright Canson paper.

I know, I know... not enough new comic updates. But I'm going to have to hustle and put together more new art faster and more frequently for sale and donations. The comics will have to take a back seat until I've made enough profit to support their production. I'm annoyed that I'm not able to work on the comic more, and the delays mean that I have to toss out more and more good material in order to keep the story moving.

I'm thinking what might be a good idea is to plan on getting more of a poster-making situation going by the end of the month. See, the problem is that revenue from the comic itself is meager to non-existent, which is why I have to ask for donations. We got off to a good start with our new ads in January, but the service is relatively new and popular, and apparently hasn't been able to keep up with the demand for paid ads. And so we're back down to making almost nothing, again.

But I'm more determined than ever to earn that revenue so the comic can get regular and stay regular, and also so I can take care of other outstanding obligations. Watch for more art to come.

Meanwhile, there have been many complaints recently about the mermaids from folks outside of the regular readership. Frankly, they fit right in to one of my earliest guiding principles, which was mythological creatures as attractive grotesques. Witness Baughb's strange face, for starters. None of my elves were meant to be stunning fantasy-genre elves, but the kind of elves you'd find puttering around peasant hovels in the dark ages. The mermaids, while fulfilling certain male fantasies, are of course too ungainly proportioned to be beautiful; they are proportioned in order to be sometimes confused with other beached sea mammals by sailors peering through the fog.

Depictions of mermaids have always been problematic due to changing social mores. I recall reading a year or two ago about some town that was struggling over taking down a mermaid statue for much the same reason: a bosom too big for public consumption. A 1940s-era Warner Brothers cartoon depicted two endowed mermaids--topless, yet--in a cartoon voiced by Mel Blanc, and got away with it only because it was a training film meant for the consumption of servicemen.

Still, some readers may find my highly exaggerated mermaids too much to bear. I had been planning on making them even more visible in this new run, but I'm not against spinning them off into a different storyline, if folks really do find them that distracting.
posted by Carson @ 1:57 PM   0 comments
Art sale update
The faeries have sold! The remaining art is Baughb and Filis for $60.

Do NOT Paypal me, but be the first to email me at carsonfire@gmail.com; I will respond with a confirmation that you were the first respondent, and then you can Paypal the money. I'll have the art in the mail for you first thing Monday morning.

Here's the art, once again:


Meanwhile, for all of you other starvin' artists out there, I see Hobby Lobby is going to have Copic markers on sale 25% off this week.
posted by Carson @ 1:22 AM   0 comments

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