Elf Life

Posted Tue 10-20-09

Biff leans in so the new recruits can hear him.

BIFF:

Of course, it's none of my business -- but word on the vine is that Filis is secretly Baughb's lover. Is this the reason she commands the troops?

WISEGUY:

You don't say.

Filis swivels her hips and plays girlie and cute.

FILIS:

Aw, boys, don't worry. I'm just a poor widdle girl. I won't hurt you. Much.

Baughb puts on a stern face.

BAUGHB:

You soldiers are about to learn a valuable lesson in psychological warfare.

Filis continues to vamp for the benefit of the soldiers, while the wiseguy elf steps forward to volunteer.

FILIS:

I'll even give the first one to beat me a great big kiss.

BAUGHB:

As you can plainly see, General Filis is completely unarmed. Theoretically you should be able to subdue a sweet flower like this with just the threat of arms. You there. The gladiator at the end. Try to pin down General Filis with that heavy sword you're lugging around.

WISEGUY:

Well, if I'm gonna get a kiss out of it. I can go for this kind of training any day!

Filis in anticipation.

FILIS:

Step right up, Spartacus. I won't even have to lift a finger to take you down.