Elf Life

The two nurses arrive: of course, it's Ryley and Valencia!

RYLEY:

Two angels of mercy coming right up!

VAL:

Any patients yet?

The wiseguy elf lays in a heap moaning and groaning as they walk by. Baughb chides Biff.

BAUGHB:

Heckuva job, brownie.

BIFF:

Aw, c'mon, boss! Give the girls a chance!

VAL:

Oops! Ryley, here's one!

RYLEY:

Already? But we left the stretcher back in the tent, Val!

VAL:

It's not our job to carry them around on stretchers, is it?

RYLEY:

Here, you grab one leg and I'll grab the other and we'll drag him back.

VAL:

Then we can put him on the stretcher!